peterfeld:

Someone at the Associated Press must have come in to work still drunk from last night because they accidentally tweeted out the truth, but the mistake was quickly discovered and they apologized.

fallout-enthusiast:

Oops my hand slipped
fallout-enthusiast:

Oops my hand slipped
fallout-enthusiast:

Oops my hand slipped
fallout-enthusiast:

Oops my hand slipped

fallout-enthusiast:

Oops my hand slipped

I’m self diagnosing myself as a millionaire

annalevys:

sparetimedoodlin:

annalevys:

sparetimedoodlin:

annalevys:

sparetimedoodlin:

You are all bourgeoise

why do anti self diagnosers make so little sense

Because it’s batshit to think you know more than a medical professional, but please, tell me about how you’re a special snowflake and an exception to the rule

i was saying yr joke makes no sense

The miracle of satire. Or maybe I’m just garbage. Who knows, eh?

google “bourgeoisie”

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians


Harden the fuck up and eat the goddamn strawberry tops.And just pour like almond milk or something over it god.

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

Harden the fuck up and eat the goddamn strawberry tops.
And just pour like almond milk or something over it god.

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

manhood:

haemus:

what is 4chan

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