what are the top five Things you associate with me

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

schweiber:

I may be a miserable wretch but at least I’m not the person I was in high school!!!

…No.

No, that’s not right…

iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.
iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.
iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.
iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.
iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.
iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.

iaafl:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This just gets more absurd and hilarious the longer I look at it.

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon
gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 
Alexander Diochon

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 

Alexander Diochon

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

fuckingrecipes:

thelilnan:

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1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 large onion, peeled and sliced
1 cup water
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon minced garlic

 

  1. Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated.
  2. Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat. 
  3. Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough.
  4. Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic.
  5. Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes.

Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker. 

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty